The bar is

(Hopefully temporarily)




I just don’t have the money or energy to go to different bars/restaurants every week. At least not right now. I’ve got to start saving up for moving and hopefully get a car. But once everything is settled? Well, we’ll see.


First Impression Review: Longshot Lounge

Longshot Restaurant & Lounge

Saturday night. I have no idea why people have warned me away from this place. But this is a first impression so we’ll see.

First off A+++++ for the bathroom. It was so spotless. All night too. The other bathroom was ok. No paper towels, LOL, but clean.

The place was clean. It’s big in there. I met up with a friend and waited for karaoke. The sound was good for the Karaoke and the KJ was really nice. Pretty good song selection.

I also watched the poker game a little and part of a dart competition. Everyone was super friendly and looked like they were having a great time. I had a great time. Ran into a friend from another bar I hadn’t seen in a long time, so that was cool too. Resisted temptation and only bought a single $1.00 scratch ticket from the lotto machine!!

The drink specials were awesome and Holly and Casey, the bartenders were really sweet and nice. I looked over the menu and talked to some of the regulars and they suggested to try nearly everything on it. I didn’t get a chance this time, but it all looked really tasty and the prices were good.

It’s not exactly in what I consider a public transit friendly spot, but it wasn’t too horribly difficult to get to. If you want to stay til close however, you’re gonna want a car or cab fare.

For some reason it was a slow night at the bar, but that I don’t mind when it’s my first time at a place.

I know I’ve not been doing my normal format for these. If I continue to find new places to try, I’ll go back to a more uniform look.

Anyway, I’ll definitely check this place out again. I’m looking forward to it.

First Impression Review: Maloney’s

Boredom and Google searching netted me a new karaoke place to try out.

Maloney’s Tavern

It’s really fancy inside. That was my very first impression. The karaoke night, Wednesday is with DJ Bella Scratch, She’s really chill and beautiful. She has an awesome voice too. She has SOOOOOOOOO MANY SONGS!! Anyway. It was slow night. No idea if it’s normally like that. The bartender Lindsay was really sweet. The drinks were great and good prices/specials. The clientele was er, mixed. The few people I tried to chat with on the younger side were super bitchy. The older customers were nice though. (also, for some reason, I felt like I looked good. No I will not post a pic. I don’t have one.)  I would definitely like to check this place out again on other nights and I know for sure I’ll be taking a trip back for karaoke!

First Impressions and Halloween 2015

NATIV Downtown Denver

I was bored on a Sunday night a few weeks back and stopped in at this place. The door guy was really awesome and explained the nightclub and hotel to me and took me on a mini-tour of the nightclub. (He was also quite handsome, but ahem.) I doubt this is my kind of place. Girls with bodycon dresses and stiletto heels, boys in half casual, half dressy attire with super styled hair. Drinks were also a little pricey for me. The waitresses (all female) and bartenders definitely ran to eye-candy. The DJ was pretty cool. She was the regular house DJ for Saturday nights but had to pull an extra shift due to some event not working out. The bathroom was tidy, also… you know me!!

Halloween 2015

I’m not sure what I was trying to do, but I had an OK time. No plans, so no expectations. I ended up at a place called Lodo’s with my neighbor’s little brother. Ok then.


Anyway, we got there well before cover charge ($15/$20, really??) so we didn’t have to deal with that. The waitstaff was all eye-candy, but very friendly and nice. Unfortunately my claustrophobia and social anxiety kicked in with all the people that showed up to see JoJo .(who I didn’t even realize was going to perform, *sigh*) The whole second story dance floor was swaying and moving under the press of all the people. My nerves were shot. It’s not really my kind of place anyway. The bathroom was spectacular, probably because they had a bathroom attendant. The drinks were reasonably strong and reasonably priced. During the DJ section of the night, I felt really old. People were singing and dancing along to songs I didn’t know. It was a fairly young crowd. I did get a giggle out of the mashup of Nine Inch Nails: Closer and 50 Cent’s In Da Club.

After I managed to escape from Lodo’s I ended up at

Sports Column

It was surprisingly NOT packed. I had a really cheap, strong drink. Just on that basis, I might be back, even though it’s a sports bar. Goodness.

There were some pretty cool costumes during the night. I also ended up chatting with a guy whose name I vaguely recall was David? outside of the Summit Music Hall for the GWAR concert. (Yeah… I think I’ve reviewed that place, ick.) Anyway, we were talking about the Denver Goth Scene and his really cool red and black leather kilt. I hope I run into that dude again, he was really neat.

I ended the night getting a slice of BAKED POTATO PIZZA from Slice Works Lodo.

It was so good (and maybe I was kind of drunk) but it was so good I’ve been dreaming about it. Good GAWDZ. I will definitely be back to that place!

First Impression Review: Hacienda Colorado & Chad’s Grill

Hacienda Colorado

Location: Denver, CO

Atmosphere: Calm and corporate

Other patrons: Saturday night, so a few were kind of louder/more energetic. Probably had a few drinks before dinner.

Staff: Friendly and helpful.

Drinks: Competitive for the area in pricing according to the menu

Food: Very tasty, a bit on the salty side.

Bathrooms: Didn’t see on this occasion, but if they were anything like the rest of the restaurant, they would have been spotless.

Would I go again? Yes. Looking forward to it.

Saturday night, my companion and I decided on Hacienda for a late dinner. It was a nice experience. We sat on the patio, which, while nice on a warm summer night, it was a little loud since our seats were near the entry door. Some people had definitely started their Saturday night out early.

Our server, Zach was very attentive, but not overly so and very helpful. He even went to the kitchen to find out what ingredients were in my black beans. There was a flavor that I wasn’t expecting and couldn’t identify. (I was told it was coriander, but that’s not the flavor. It was more like red wine.) I had the tamale plate combo with the chicken tamale paired with the spicy green chili sauce, and the Angus beef enchilada paired with the spicy queso sauce. It was delicious and very filling. The beans were good, though odd, but a little too salty for me. (I’ve cut back my salt over the years for health and comfort, so I am a bit more sensitive to the taste of it.)

I split a brownie dessert with my companion at the end of the meal. It was tiny but perfect for just a little sweet at the end of a large meal. It was a little more pudding texture than brownie texture, if you know what I mean. I would have preferred it to be a bit more chewy and dense, but the taste was rich and heavenly. I had a New Belgium 1554 beer with my meal. I enjoyed that as well. It was dark and a little sweet with a mild stout flavor.

Hacienda’s Facebook

Chad’s Grill

Location: Lakewood, CO

Atmosphere: Weird. Like a corporate big name restaurant and sports bar combo

Other patrons: Nice quiet brunch crowd.

Staff: Friendly and competent.

Drinks: Didn’t try any alcohol, but the menu prices were reasonable-to- good.

Food: WOW

Bathrooms: Eh, maybe it was because of the brunch rush, but it could have used some attendance.

Would I go again? Maybe. I would like to try a couple things.

So I had never heard of this place before my companion and I decided to stop for an early lunch before she had to head back home. Besides the sports bar vibe (which I see now, after looking at the webpage,) the food was a complete blend of different cultures/tastes. I had a very difficult time deciding what to order. I ended up ordering the Black N Bleu burger with fries and split an order of the Jalapeno Deviled Eggs with my friend. She ordered the Garden Melt. Both sandwiches were fantastic. I found my fries too salty (as usual) but still quite good.

Our server, Jessica,  was very nice and attentive, but I would have appreciated more information on the brunch specials. (It turns out there is a free fruit and pastry bar with the order of any entrée.) I did find out about the fruit and the melon and pineapple were juicy and fresh. I’d like to go again sometime and try out the Bloody Mary bar or the bottomless Mimosa specials.

Chad’s Grill Facebook